ukulady: modmad: We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs. ahhahahah headfirst into the bowl! fuck dogs. i want pigs
vive-la-vie-boheme: mauvecardigans: kissedbyflame: captainwolfos: atumn: mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on Mitt Romney has a crush on a llama, pass it on. Mitt Romney once crushed a llama, pass it on. Mitt Romney wants Bush to samba, pass it on. Mitt Romney gave birth to Osama, pass it on.
-iel is an angel thing: johnquincyadams: there are... →
johnquincyadams: there are a lot of good reasons for hating taylor swift actually here let’s make a list that interview on Ellen where she advised girls not to get drunk because it’s not cute her apparent irrationally hatred towards dark-haired women (which by the way fuck you…
bewaretheoncomingstorm: People who say Christopher Eccleston’s doctor wasn’t any good *le siighh* Eccleston was my first doctor. the only reason why he didn’t stay for longer ‘cause people be bitchin’ about him on set…or something like that. i’m just paraphrasing.
crandoii: andrew-scoot: this iS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY JUST WAIT FOR IT TO GET GOING I thogut hit was going tO POUR HIS TEA WHY dear…
takeafuckingsh0wer: does anyone else have a random stack of books by their bed at all times its becoming a problem i just kind of ignore it until i buy more books to stalk on top of them.
skyoflight: liiteri: acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression still searching: ability to read fluff without contorting my face into a Picasso painting of feelings. got the “to read smut with a blank expression” ability when i was 12. yes, i’m proud of it.
Thranduil: Legolas! Why are you not participating in the Elven tradition of the conga line? Or the pie-eating contest?
Legolas: DAD LEAVE ME ALONE, GOSH
Thranduil: You had better get over here and join in the Annie Lenox karaoke competition, or you're no son of mine!